Friday, July 6, 2012

Top 10 Ways You Know You Have Crohn’s

1. You know where the closest bathroom is at all times
2. When you want to go to the bathroom you don’t want anyone preferably within a 200 foot radius
3. When people see the Humira commercial with a woman wandering around you are the first to explain what Crohn’s is
4. You are more knowledgeable than 99% of the population on what Crohn’s is (you might know even more than your own doctor about the disease)
5. When you take Prednisone you feel like Bradley Cooper in the movie “Limitless” and enjoy eating until you start putting on weight
6.  You worry if and when surgery will happen to you
7.  When someone ask you what having Crohn’s is like you want to tell them “Well it is like having the stomach flu every day of your life”
8. You wonder if and when a cure will be found
9. Sometimes you enjoy bowel movements because you feel like you just flushed out a devil inside your stomach
10. Every day you think of what your life would have been like if you were never diagnosed with Crohn’s

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