This past Monday (March 2, 2026) I had my surgery scheduled for pilonidal cyst surgery removal with Dr. Bidhan Das. I spent the night with my parents on Sunday and enjoyed some great food and dessert (I most likely overate) given I could not eat or drink anything after 8 P.M. This makes sense given the area of the body that is being dealt with.
I read over the instructions and had to use anti-bacterial soap on my body the night before (which I already had). We had to be at the surgery center by 6:00 AM. So I woke up around 4:20 AM to allow me time to take a shower and get ready, given the surgery center was roughly 30 to 40 minutes away. The interesting thing is the night before I was actually able to go to bed around 8:30 PM. when I typically go to bed around 11:00 PM. Once we got to the surgery center there were so many different people waiting for surgery at session early hour and almost every seat was taken (although there are many different procedures being performed at this facility). The pre admissions people were fairly good about getting me in. And then I talked to a nurse about my medical history and I felt as if I was asked five different times who I was in my date of birth, just to confirm they were doing the right procedure. A little before 7 A.M. I was taken back to a private bed with a TV and had my own personal own which is not usual for surgery centers or procedures centers I had been in before. The nurse came in and did an overview of what was gonna happen. The anesthesiologist came in and I spoke with her, and she had mentioned that I would be under general anesthesia with a breathing tube and she mentioned I may have a sore throat as a result of the breathing tube. The nurse who had originally had come in and told me Dr. Das had an emergency but would be in shortly and finally talked to the surgeon around 8:30 A.M. The whole team of the surgeon, nurse, and anesthesiologist and CRNA came in and the anesthesiologist mentioned they were going to give me general anesthesia and Dr. Das was saying "no we don't need to be doing that with a cyst of this size". He was pretty serious and even when he came in to talk to me he was pretty straightforward and simple procedure and asked if I had any questions which was different than his joking and funny demeanor when I saw him in his clinic. However, surgery is serious so I can understand that. They rolled me back to the procedure room (which are always cold). Before they rolled me back they gave me something that made me a little sleepy. Right before surgery they shaved part of my backside with a large electric razor which was interesting. I was laying on my stomach and the CRNA told me they would give me the anesthesia which felt fairly cold before it knocked me out cold (no pun intended)
I woke up and was in recovery around 10 A.M. and didn't feel too bad. Dr. Das came in and said everything went well and I would most likely need to do laser/hair removal to prevent it from coming back in the future. The rule for the surgery center was you had to wait an hour to recover and they would release me at exactly 10:38 A.M. The nurse put me into a wheel chair and they told my Mom to pull around the side and wheeled me out to the car. After I was in the car we headed to get some breakfast/lunch at a local diner in the area and then of course I needed my usual flat white as well and was feeling amazing after that. My Mom had to run a quick errand and I was sleepy so we did her errand and then I was back home and took a nap for about 45 minutes and felt much better. The doctors had told me not to drive at all that day but this was similar to a colonoscopy and I did feel a little tired driving back home but was okay.
I went back home to rest and noticed that I didn't have any prescriptions so I called the doctor's office and talked to a medical assistant who had told me there would be three prescriptions for me Tramadol, a muscle relaxer, and Flagyl. On my rear I had an extensive bandage and was told to wait 48 hours to remove it and could not shower until that point either. I ended up going to Walgreens to buy some probiotics and some wound care supplies too. I was amazed at how much little pain I felt. The first day I didn't even need Tylenol! My rear felt like I had done 500 butt blasters though. The other thing I was shocked by was I had a normal bowel movement in the afternoon right after the surgery without any issues.
The first day of surgery was probably the worst in terms of how I felt overall. When I was driving home I could feel every little bump possible. The bandage they placed on my rear almost covered my whole rear and I waited roughly 36 hours to remove it and took a shower (that felt amazing!) and placed on another bandage that was waterproof along with gauze as well. A nurse called me the day after surgery and asked me how I was doing and I said I was doing fine and she had mentioned to wait 30 minutes until after I finish eating to take my antibiotic to reduce the potential for stomach cramping. When I look in the mirror I can see a medium size cut above my rear but you have to look at it from a certain angle to see the whole thing (I would guess this should fad over time). To be honest I haven't had any pain more just soreness and the hardest thing is getting in and out of the car and just thinking about my movements before I do anything. The day after surgery I just worked from home in my bed laying down most of the day and it felt nice. Laying on my bottom is still sore and trying to navigate that. My walking is limited too to around 20-30 minutes per day to start off with. For a number of years I had been working with a personal trainer but taking a break from that so I get part of my Saturday mornings back with that. Each day that passes my backside feels a little less sore. The hardest thing still is sitting down but I purchased a donut cushion to help with that. Dr. Das had mentioned that within a week after surgery I would be feeling pretty good and I think his prediction about that will be correct. I have my follow up with Dr. Das in a couple of weeks so we will see how that goes but overall the surgery went well and less pain than I had anticipated.